The Body Secrets Test
What Your Rice Purity Score Actually Tells You
Just like the traditional rice purity test, you start with a score of 100. Every item you check off subtracts points. So the lower your score, the more body secrets you have been carrying around quietly.
What Is This Rice Purity Test?
You have probably come across the original rice purity test before. It started at Rice University years ago as a way for college students to bond during orientation week. A hundred questions about life experiences. You check off what you have done, get a rice purity score at the end, compare it with friends, and move on.
Simple format. Wildly popular. Taken millions of times. The rice purity test keeps coming back every few years because the concept just works. People love measuring where they stand. They love the surprise of realizing other people share the same experiences. It is the same reason a bdsm test or a kink test goes viral on social media. People are naturally drawn to quizzes that reveal something about themselves they do not usually talk about out loud.
But we noticed something interesting. The stuff people are most secretive about is not what those tests cover. It is their health. Their bodies. The things they notice at 3am and never mention to a single person. The symptoms they quietly track in their heads. The questions they type into Google and then delete before hitting search because they feel too embarrassed.
That is exactly why we built this version. Same rice purity test format everyone already knows. But instead of measuring your weekend adventures, it measures the body secrets you have been carrying around in silence. This is not a bdsm test. This is not a kink test. This is an innocence test for your relationship with your own body. And based on what we have seen so far, almost nobody scores as "innocent" as they expected.
Why We Built a Health Version of the Rice Purity Test
Most health information on the internet talks at you. It lectures. It lists symptoms in bullet points and ends with "consult your physician." That is technically useful, sure. But it completely misses the emotional side of dealing with your own body.
People do not just need medical facts. They need to feel less alone about the weird, embarrassing, confusing stuff their bodies do every day. They need to know that other people also lie to their doctors about how much they exercise. That other people also spend Tuesday nights convinced a headache means something worse. That other people also create anonymous accounts just to ask if a body thing is normal.
Nobody teaches you how to deal with body stuff. Think about it. You get taught math, history, how to write an essay. But nobody ever sits you down and says "here is how to talk about your body without feeling weird about it." Nobody tells you it is okay to not understand what your doctor just said. Nobody tells you that googling symptoms at midnight is something almost every adult does regularly.
So people figure it out alone. They stay quiet. They google instead of asking. They wait instead of acting. They lie on medical forms because the truth feels too complicated. Not because they are careless people. Because the system never made it easy to just ask a simple question about your own body.
That is the gap this rice purity test exposes. Every question in this quiz represents a moment where someone chose silence over asking. A symptom they tracked alone. A question they swallowed. A worry they carried by themselves for weeks or months or sometimes years. And the wild part? Almost everyone checks the same boxes.
The Silence Problem in Health
Here is why any of this actually matters beyond being a fun quiz to take and share.
The gap between noticing and asking
Most health issues do not become serious because the symptom itself was dangerous. They become serious because the person waited too long to talk about it. Not out of laziness. Out of embarrassment, confusion, cost, or just not knowing who to ask or how to bring it up.
This rice purity test makes that gap visible. Every box you checked is a moment you chose silence. And individually, each one seems small. But when you see fifteen or twenty of them stacked together, you start to realize how much you have been carrying alone.
The cost of staying quiet
And it is not just about physical health either. The mental weight of carrying unasked questions is real. When you notice something about your body and you do not talk about it, that thing does not just sit still. It grows in your head. A small concern at 9pm becomes a full spiral by midnight. A minor question becomes a major source of background anxiety that follows you around for weeks.
That is what this rice purity test captures that most health content does not. It is not just about symptoms and conditions. It is about the emotional experience of dealing with your body in silence.
Almost everyone is doing this
That is the other thing this innocence test reveals. You are not the only one who googles symptoms at 3am. You are not the only one who lies on medical forms. You are not the only one who found something weird on their body and just decided to pretend it was not there.
The reason these experiences feel isolating is because nobody talks about them. Not at dinner. Not with friends. Not even with partners sometimes. Everyone is quietly doing the same things and assuming they are the only one. This quiz breaks that silence just a little. And sometimes a little is enough to make someone finally ask the question they have been holding onto.
What Happens After You See Your Score
You took the rice purity test. You got your rice purity score. You probably felt that mix of "wow mine is lower than I expected" and "okay at least I am not the only one." Now what?
You could do nothing
That is completely fine. Sometimes just seeing that other people share your experiences is enough. Sometimes the quiz itself is the thing that shifts your perspective.
Or you could finally ask that question
The one that has been sitting in your head. The one you googled at midnight but never followed up on. The one you rehearsed saying to a doctor but never actually said.
August AI exists specifically for that moment. It is an AI health companion you can talk to the way you would text a friend who happens to know medicine. Except this friend is available right now, does not judge you regardless of how weird the question sounds, does not charge you a thing, and gives you clear answers in language you actually understand.
You do not need to perform being fine
That is the whole point of August. You do not need to rehearse what to say. You do not need to minimize your symptoms to avoid sounding dramatic. You do not need to nod along pretending you understood. You do not need to create a fake account to ask something embarrassing. Just ask. Plainly. Honestly. The way you would if you knew for certain that nobody was watching and nobody would judge you.
Frequently Asked Questions
You took the test. You know your score. Now do something with it.
Every question up there represents a moment you chose silence. August AI exists for exactly those moments. Ask the question you have been holding onto. Describe the thing you have been tracking alone. Be honest about the stuff you have been carrying. Private. Free. No judgment. Available right now.